Why Vote for Tory? She is blond, very nice
and needs a job and a new computer
Tory for President of the United States of
America? Why? Well, why not? LOL We all know that Tory has several hurdles
to jump to be able to move into the White
House and take charge of our great country
- she is an Avatar, her age is under the
required number of years allowed to be President
(she is just two years old as an Avatar)
and she is blond. Of course the last one
could be a positive or negative, depending
on how you look at it 'cause we all know
blond is a lifestyle, not a hair color. The President is really a figurehead, who
surrounds himself (or herself) with people
who know more than he (or she) does. It is
not much different than being the figurehead
of the Crystal Angel Fashion Magazine. The
only diff is that if Tory messes up and makes
the wrong decision, people do not look wonderful
and fashionable. If the President of the
United Stated messes up, people go hungry,
lose their homes and even die in wars. People always love to blame the President
for everything. Gas
too high you cannot
enjoy
your life or get
to work - blame the
Prez.
Taxes so high you
work until late May
just
to pay them - blame
the Prez. The United
States deficit reaches
a trillion dollars
- blame the Prez. But in reality, the President just sets the
tone - the spirit of our country. Yes, he
can veto things and make fancy speeches and
meet with world leaders, but the bottom line
is the Congress and the House of Representatives
do much of the fixing and the messing up
of our lives. Like the Wars, the Prez is just one person
and we live in a
Democracy. If you look back
on how everyone voted,
you will see that
both Democrats and
Republicans voted to go
to war. It was a
group effort. Does this
make it right? Tory
says no. Bill O'Reilly of FOX News had a chance to
sit down with Tory at a recent fund-raising
dinner in the Hamptons to ask her about why
she thinks she is qualified to run one of
the most powerful countries on Earth. Bill: Well, we finally meet. You are about as
elusive as Howard Hughes. Do you hide from
the real world on purpose, or are you just
too busy to get out and about? Tory: LOL. I do not hide from anything anymore.
I once did, when I was what they call a NOOB.
But things have a way of making people grow
up very fast in my world of Moove. Between
getting myself ready for this Election and
running one of the most popular fashion magazines
on the Planet...well, time just seems to
slip away.
Bill: It is obvious by your wings and halo, you
are an Angel. Do you feel that will hurt
or help you in the Election? Tory: I think that it really does not matter
what you look like on the outside. That is
a shallow part of America. We take what the
fashion magazines and commercials on TV tell
us is beautiful and run with it. While I
think it is important to be fashionable and
well dressed, too much importance is given
to our shells - our vehicles that carry our
souls - our bodies. If people wish to vote
for me or against me cause of these wings
and halo, I think they are missing the point. Bill: Barack Obama and John McCain have both refused
to debate you and have stated you are "just
a cartoon" who is using the Election
to market your company and to get a new computer.
Any comments?
Tory: hmmmm. It is true. I am just a bunch of pixels
- GORGEOUS pixels, but pixels just the same.
The term "cartoon" is often used
to show disrespect or a prejudice, but it
does not really bother me. Just as humans
are made up of cells, I am made up of pixels.
As far as running for President to be able
to afford a new computer, it is true to an
extent. But there are other reasons too. Bill: Such as? Tory: I see things that can be fixed, but no
one is fixing them. They just talk about
our problems and then go on a bashing spree
of their opponent. We have really serious
problems in America: the Housing Crisis,
the Wars, the Economy, how the rest of the
World views us, our Energy Crisis, our Educational
System.....I could go on and on. I am hoping
that by running for this important office,
I can move some solutions forward. The novelty
of being an Avatar will hopefully generate
some media attention to these solutions. Bill: Besides having some ideas on how to fix
things, what other
qualificiations do you
have to be the President
of the United States? Tory: Well, as you can see - I am friggin gorgeous.
But I also care about people, maybe too much. I believe all people have a light
inside them. In some people it burns like
a homecoming bonfire, while others it is
a small ember left over from a wonderful
campfire. I think in America, we have forgotten
to look for this light and we kinda focus
on the darkness. In other words, we spend
alot of time fighting about what makes us
different, and rarely do we look at what
we have in common. Bill: I was going over your Policy Papers last
night, and I have to say that I get the feeling
you are not as much Pro-American as Pro-Human.
Do you really think that Americans, who are
a very Patriotic bunch will be offended by
your embracing of a Global Economy while
shunning a Global Morality. Tory: It is true that I cheer and weep for all
Humans and Avatars alike. We are Americans
because we either were born here, immigrated
or simply believe in what America is suppose
to stand for. Once again, we have more in
common than not. Whether you live in India,
Italy, Mexico or on a beach in Moove, the
majority of Humanity want Freedom to one
level or another. I love what America stands
for at a base level. But, we have forgotten
our responsibility to each other and the
World we live in. As for a Global Morality,
I believe it is wrong to force other countries
to accept our level of morality. We can shine
by adhering to the things that make us a
moral and peace-loving people. This light
will do more than threats and argueing. Bill: That is an Utopian and naive point of view,
and frankly Tory it sounds like you are on
drugs living in Haight Asbury in 1969. Tory: LOL...ya think? You know Bill, I love you...but
we have seen what years of self-rightousness
and argueing and greed has done to American.
We export these destructive values across
the Globe. None of our problems can be solved
with BandAids with hearts and flowers on
them. To change our destiny, we must first
rebuild the foundation of America. It will
be a hard and painful job, but it is a job
that needs to be done. Bill: If elected, can you list the top accomplishments
you hope to accomplish in the first 100 days of your Presidency? Tory: The first thing is to paint the White House
to a more fashionable color. White is wonderful
for Hospitals and Ice Cream trucks, but I
think a soft canary yellow with white trim
would be more to my liking and give a sense
of happiness. Of course yellow roses planted
out front are a must. Tory:...oh, and one of the first things is to
build a Statue of Responsibility off the
West Coast to balance the Statute of Liberty.
Liberty without Responsibility cannot work
for very long. Bill: hmmmmm? Tory: I would also begin working to implement
the Pickens Energy Plan, and ban any woods,
cattle or soybeans that have come from the
cleared areas of Amazonia. Tory: Since the violence in Iraq is declining,
I would begin to
bring our boyz and
girls
home. I would also
begin negotiations
with
Iraq to have them
reimburse us through
oil
revenue for the costs
of the War. I would
use this money to
assist Americans
in avoiding
foreclosure and to
lower the National
Debt.....oh,
I would work on a
law making "being
offended" a
crime. Bill: LOL...okay, I will not try to be offended
here today. Reports have come out in the
New York Times and the Washington Post questioning
your sexuality. Do you feel that a persons
sexual preference is fair game in a heated
campaign? Tory: HA HA HA HA. sorry Bill, that is just too
funny. If you are asking who I love, well
I love everyone...so I guess in the tabloids
tomorrow the headline will read - "Candidate
Tory - A Slut with Wings. LOL. If you are
asking about the act of sex, well that is
really no ones business. Bill: What is the story on you and Mela? Lovers,
Best Friends? Business Partners? Exactly
what is the relationship with you two? Tory: The only relationship that matters in this
Election is that she is my running mate and
my best friend. Anything else, you will just
have to wait the movie, "BEANZ". Bill: Attack ads are all the rage, yet we have
not seen one from your campaign. I am curious
on your opinion on why Obama or McCain would
not make a good President? Tory: Well, I do not know if either one would
be a bad President. I am an Angel, not a
Psychic. Only history can really show us
if a Prez was a good one or a not-so-good
one. I believe each one is doing what they
believe is right. Unfortunately, the fixes
are all bandaids and will really never fix
the deep problems.
Bill: Oh come on Tory. That is such a cop out answer.
Give us some dirt
without the sugar. Tory: LOL....okay. Well, I think McCain needs
to try to stand up
straighter. With everyone
attacking him on
his age (wisdom), I think
he should make an
effort to stand up tall.
Nothing shouts confidence
like a good posture.
With Obama, he is
a sharp dresser that is
for sure. But I really
do not like his choice
of hair cut. It just
is not very flattering
and I wish he would
maybe grow a braided
pony tail or get
an American Flag earring. Bill: ROFL.One last question. What makes you and your running mate different
than your oponenets - Barack and John? Tory: Well, I am an Angel but if we just have
to focus on our differences, I would say...while
they kiss babies, Mela and I can make them.
Part Two of Tory's
Interview with Bill
O'Reilly
will appear in our
August Issue
Tory for President of the United States of
America? Why? Well, why not? LOL
much. I believe all people have a light
inside them. In some people it burns like
a homecoming bonfire, while others it is
a small ember left over from a wonderful
campfire. I think in America, we have forgotten
to look for this light and we kinda focus
on the darkness. In other words, we spend
alot of time fighting about what makes us
different, and rarely do we look at what
we have in common.
days of your Presidency?
